Judgement of Paris

He had to say which one was beautiful
He had to say which one was best
Was his girlfriend nicer than his mum
In a Marks and Spencer dress

Promises Promises
Of Goddesses, Goddesses
Promises - had made him so vain

He had to say which one was beautiful
He had to say which one was best
And if you think that was an easy job
Then put it to the test

Promises Promises
Of Goddessses, Goddesses
Promises - had made him so vain

He had to say which one was beautiful
He had to say which one was best
Was his girlfriend nicer than his mum
In a nightie or a vest
In a Marks and Spencer dress
When her hair is in a real real mess